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[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Wasn't that the second?

I can't remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being "shot".

Shot is in quotes because his ear was magically 100% normal a day later.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Just a glitch in the matrix

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