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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

One of guys that retired wrote all his code in notepad. He also did debugging by printing all the code on paper. Like wtf there are other options!

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 5 months ago

Haskell would be reserved for drug offenders

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

They have to maintain the code of the ReiserFS project.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Reoffenders get J

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