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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

only if its sqlite.

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I have seen some unholy things done with it.

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