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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Of course. Everyone who's ever used a DB knows it's BS. As long as the data is structured - which it a) is because he was able to make assertions about it and b) fucking Excel files are enough - it CAN be imported and SQL'd on. Even Excel has built in support for fuck's sake, not to mention Python and PowerQuery.

The dude is a self-certified moron - he probably struggles with the concept of PKI, too.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He was baffled a building he was opening had a water use plan. You know. That thing everyone who's built a building larger than a shed has to deal with.

[-] TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Half of your secret key pair is just out there for any one in the public to see! Which enables MASSIVE FRAUD!!

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