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Yea id reply the same way...
My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I'm concentrated watching something she doesn't care about.
One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.
Haven't been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she's always on guard.
As a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is.
That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.
How big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass?
We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.
Oh it all gets done, but I was more talking about the haggling over the undesirable chores. We aren't scabies riddled trash yetis over here
... I can only imagine her fingernail scratched the shit of you. Did that not hurt? Even short nails would hurt me. My schnozz is sensitive. Lol