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[-] kn33@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

I go on the escalator but walk because I'm only half lazy and also want to go fast

[-] teft@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Walking fast on the moving sidewalks makes me feel like Captain America.

[-] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

...moving...sidewalks??

[-] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

[-] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ohhhhh. I was thinking more of street sidewalks.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hmm, would running make you feel like the Flash? Or is that just not in the cards?

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