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[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

A group of humans need to pass through a doorway with two doors. The leading human opens one of the doors and passes through the doorway. The next human follows them through the open doorway, and so does the next, and the one after them. The humans bunch up around the one open door, funneling themselves through it rather than opening the other door right beside it.

Then I, the smartest and best of humans, make use of my divine and otherworldly gifts to open the other door that was right there the WHOLE TIME. Truly I am a gift upon the world. Someone should give me chocolates.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

was leaving an event somewhere once, don't remember what/where, but everyone was holding the door for the next person so it didn't slam on them, very slow progression. I finally got up to it and kicked down the stopper. people can be very unobservant or dumb, sometimes both.

[-] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Sometimes that door is locked and not everyone wants to bother with checking

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