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submitted 10 months ago by Anissem@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Sounds like you guys are the dicks honestly.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.

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