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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 87 points 7 months ago

Pfft, Linux users don't date. We're all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.

[-] josefo@leminal.space 49 points 7 months ago

The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn't work.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 30 points 7 months ago

Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

I know correlation โ‰  causation, but I really want to believe your relationship was ruined because your wife was sneaking out in the middle of the night to use Windows

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't know. I'm pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying "I'm just gonna go and compile my kernel." to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Can confirm this works. Windows user thru single life. Married, switched to Linux on my laptop. Now separated and life in ruins but a smile always sneaks in booting up Kubuntu.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 23 points 7 months ago

That's what Anthrocon is for. Once a year is enough.

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

And if that isn't enough, I know a few good dakimakura shops.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 7 months ago

I don't date because women are proprietary.
You can share them with the community, but you can't modify and use them in any way you like.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

Yeah, ikr? My wife won't even bang me, and I'm fairly sure it's part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode

[-] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 7 months ago

sudo touch wife

southsamurai isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I dated and married.

I love the story of how I met my now-wife. It was on IRC. When I was trying to start to meet women, I never would have guessed that that would be how I met my future wife.

[-] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

A keeper, and u should be a good husband to her.

Btw, let me fetch some grasses outside first

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure I'm succeeding, but I'm trying hard to be good to her. She's the best person I know.

Last time I touched grass, I hyperextended my already injured ankle. I'm super tentative about that kind of thing now.

The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it's just bad luck and there's nothing we can do about it.

[-] kittenzrulz123 5 points 7 months ago

A lot of us are also disaster trans lesbians :3

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Deep_in_ the basement, amirite?

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

And this meme here is showing one of the reasons why

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Hey. I go outside every now and then...

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

We should hang out.

But, like ... Inside.

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