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[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 40 points 10 months ago

Just set the temperature to zero, duh

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 10 months ago

When your CPU is at 0 degrees Kelvin, nothing unpredictable can happen.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

>cool CPU to 0 Kelvin

>CPU stops working

yeah I guess you're right

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

CPUs work faster with better cooling.
So at 0K they are infinitely fast.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

i thiiiiiiink theoretically at 0K electrons experience no resistance (doesn't seem out there since superconductors exist at liquid nitrogen temps)?
And CPUs need some amount of resistence to function i'm pretty sure (like how does a 0-resistence transistor work, wtf), so following this logic a 0K CPU would get diarrhea.

[-] Finadil@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Looking at the source they thankfully already use a temp of zero, but max tokens is 320. That doesn't seem like much for code especially since most symbols are a whole token.

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