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Soulmate rule
(slrpnk.net)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Girls don’t break wind, they shatter it, and that’s why they’re breathtaking. That’s what my grandfather always used to say, until my grandmother stabbed him to death during a mental episode. Would have been funny if she suffocated him, but she didn’t seem to consider my need for irony