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Stitch rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Not too long ago, this was also "offered" in the case of my sister.
The extra yucky part is it was offered to her husband without even her knowledge or consent.
Husband stitch that doctor's mouth so they never make that suggestion again. Men should not be allowed near OB.
"I can punch you in the face so you need the stitches" would be my answer.
Although odds are I'd only come up with it a few days later in the shower.