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[-] xylene@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

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