My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend's friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it'll kill you if it doesn't make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?

"14."

"And, have you ever tried weed?"

"FUCK NO! GROSS!"

And i say "cool. I don't take sex advice from virgins."

After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.