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Programmers of Lemmy, what are your interviewing horror stories? (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)

submitted 8 months ago by scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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What are your worst interviews you've done? I'm currently going through them myself and want to hear what others are like. Dijkstras algorithm on the whiteboard? Binary Search? My personal favorite "I don't see anything wrong with your architecture, but I'm not a fan of X language/framework so I have to call that out"

Let me hear them!

(Non programmers too please jump in with your horrid interviews, I'm just very fed up with tech screens)

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[-] qantravon@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

[-] four@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 months ago

Interlinked

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Because there's some tortoise torturing dickhead narrating a fake story about me

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

A tortoise? What’s that?

[-] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

a) you hate tortoises,
b) you don't want to burn your fingers on the tortoise, and you also hate tortoises.

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