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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 9 months ago

Come down with a cold or something, so missing my human first aid lesson. Ugh. I should just be able to do the course via a charity anyway, and as long as it's done before I finish the course it will be fine.

But damn it! Damn it! I hate missing stuff and having to play catch up. Whatever. I just have to trust myself that I am capable. And I don't mind paying $200 for a one day human first aid course. But fucking fuck fuck fuck

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago

when see blood where it shouldn’t be, apply pressure to where blood come out

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Nb not with a tourniquet to the neck

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago

bleeding stopped. patient no longer screaming. job done.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Paperwork ensues

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tablespoon of formaldehyde is a cure-all in a pinch

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

A great deal of the human course is what I would hope is common sense. Mine is long expired though I remember the important bits. But legals…

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago

Such a pity radical phlebotomy has gone out of fashion. Maybe we can do a tiktok video ... could be an excellent way to lose weight.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Ooh, stabby pokey. I could set up a stripy pole in about 15 min. Got any leeches?

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

More than is entirely necessary .... I looooove leeches.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

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