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[-] Eww@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

She’s the bread winner; he sits at home, plays Xbox, and smokes weed all day

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

I think this is my new head cannon, the distracted Mr. Pibb and his focused wife, Dr. Pepper.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

That's why they changed over to Pibb Xtra.

Mr. Pibb was going through his midlife crisis, and in a fit, returned to his teenager state of mind. Dr. Pepper keeps hoping he'll break out of it, return to his old self, but she's so wrapped up in her career she can't take the time to be there, and doesn't see the one who's really fueling it.

That filthy whore R.C Cherry.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

I never imagined they were married, just that Dr. Pepper was his superior.

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