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[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

Wait until they hear about cell phones.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 17 points 10 months ago

Or the patent with a camera to make sure you're watching the ad.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

Please drink verification can.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Oh god, not again! I've already had like 8 Mtn Dews tonight!

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mountain Dew (R) Dew it right! (TM)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Congratulations! You have unlocked… Diabetes.

Can you afford healthcare? (Yes/No)

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