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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He polls favorably among men who claim to be alphas but routinely slip roofies in girls drinks

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They're not roofies, they're Beta Blockers.

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

I'd take metoprolol slipped into my drink over midazolam any day of the week.

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