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submitted 5 days ago by edg@lemmy.world to c/confession@lemmy.ml

I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago
[-] edg@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts..

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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