608
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

you can become celebate after having sex previously

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Yes, and yet musk clearly has not.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

his last "girlfriend" broke up with him 2 years ago according to Google, and it's not even certain they were really together.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 11 points 7 months ago

Are we really so delusional that the "richest" man on earth who is known to be slimy and has little to no morals is somehow not getting laid?

The chances of this are not even Bill Cosby out of Epstein.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago

Sure he can pay for sex, but a loving wholesome relationship? His toxic ass personality drives that away.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Turns out there are levels of creep money can't cover

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

If there is, we have not found it yet.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Ah, great cover, brood brother. Nearly imperceptible.

Allow me to warn you though: normal humans don't consider "sexual assault" the same as "getting laid". It usually outs us as aliens.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Take me for example…50 year old honorary virgin. Anything is possible with woke!

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

JFC, maybe it's your shit take on the world that keeps potential partners away.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

It was a joke there, Captain Awesome. We don’t recommend abstinence. There’s no pride in it. We FUCK. We haven’t gone without fucking daily for many decades. And as you’ve said it’s our shit takes that are keeping all potential partners away so we’re just slogging through sex, casually… lol 😂. Thank you for that! I’ll try to be more clear with my humor! Be excellent to each other, Comrade! Honorary virgin…I thought fersher that would give it away. Anything is possible with the power of woke…didn’t know anyone could take that seriously, whoa Nelly!

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
608 points (100.0% liked)

Taylor Swift

663 readers
1 users here now

General Taylor Swift discussion. Welcome all Swifties!

Bring your clown hats, your wild theories, and your hype, this community is for you.

Some basic guidelines:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS