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this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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"Hi, I don't respect human society because it's observably lacking in compassion. Not only for non-human animals, but even for human animals. You guys are pathetic and I'm not interested in being part of your self-fellating club."
How I'd stretch that out into 2 minutes I don't know.
Easy... 1:30 of silence first.
That way they have to waste time to get to what you have to say. Or play a video of some kind.
Fuck em. They're being disrespectful of your time, waste theirs.
I like it!
Attach several examples of people self-fellating?
A nice, detailed how-to guide.