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I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
Maybe you need one of these as well.
I'm so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck's corkscrew dick.
A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!