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Hotdog rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 76 points 3 months ago

And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 25 points 3 months ago

So I noticed two seams.. can you load the wiener both ways? That'd be some kind of celebration.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 months ago

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 19 points 3 months ago

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now you can have a hot diggety great time with the Footlong Stroker Masturbator! You will be sure to get a full load of mayonnaise when you slip your firm shaft into this massive Stroker! Made out of a durable PVC Plastic on the outside with a “Real Feel” super soft skin silicone on the inside....this fun little Masturbator gives a whole new meaning to the term “Take me out to the ballgame”! This Discreet Play Toy enables you to proudly display it anywhere until you are ready to “Get Wild”...then Both ends screw off to reveal an Anus on one side (for the more adventurous)and a Vagina on the other. Sticking your wiener in a bun will never be the same. This is an outrageous play toy for the man who really “Loves” his wiener!

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