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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 106 points 7 months ago

My wife used to think that a man who knew how to work on cars was sexy until I built a racecar in the garage, and she saw the parts invoices.

She also used to think a man who cooks is sexy until she learned that I am a GOOD cook and consequently that means I don't want help, I want you the fuck out of my kitchen, don't sample the ingredients they are weighed and portioned for a damn reason and if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak again it will be the last time I ever cook for you.

[-] mxcory 30 points 7 months ago

if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak

Monster!

Grabs Heinz 57

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You can come over on burger night... with the mustard guy.

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