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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 60 points 1 month ago

"If only there were 50 more guns for everyone to whip out at the same time with no way of knowing who the shooter is in the sea of guns, that'll be safer!"

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