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[-] zabadoh@ani.social 58 points 2 months ago

NRA: If only enough 14 year olds were armed, this could have been prevented...

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I'm Georgia they can be.

[-] DampSquid@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

Hi Georgia, I'm Dead

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

And the teachers

[-] SurpriZe@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Not literally 14 yo though.

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