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Is there ever something that happened to a family member that you will ever know? Has anyone gone missing under mysterious circumstances? Is the place next to your great grandmother's friend's dad's house totally haunted?

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[-] mister_brown@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

My dad doesn't like to talk about most of his life prior to having me. He's very protective of his image and reputation, and I really have no idea who he is as a person, only as the father that raised me.

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

Well there's only three possibilities... Secret agent, mafia, or gay porn star.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

My dad was two of those things. Well, only two as far as I know.

[-] Hellinabucket@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

To be fair there's not a lot of profit incentive in the secret service for the Gay Porn Mafia.

[-] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

He was a gay porn star. Gay Mafia & the gay secret agent were his two super hit plots.

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