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peanut butter rule
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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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Mmmkay, but if I were to buy one of those nut butter steaks, it sure as shit better come with one of those little meat diapers in the bottom of the package.
Don’t you cheat me.
Those meat diapers can go get fucked. Every time I buy ground meat that uses them, the actual meat is usually a significant amount of ounces lower than the advertised weight.
Go tube or go home. In my experience they're typically a bit heavier than the advertised weight.
You know, I never even thought about how much liquid weight those little diapers accounted for.
I have heard of “tube steak”. I’ll check into that.
Nope nope nope… Fuuuuuuck that noise. Tube steak appears to not be a viable option.
For me.
...I thought "tube steak" just meant "penis"?
One way to find out.
Sigh... Here we go again... unzips
What are those things for anyway?
I think they absorb meat liquids so they don’t pool at the bottom of the tray. Probably just to make it look more appealing.
To be noted: My keyboard attempted to autocorrect “pool” to “poop.” I am not displeased.