Here's how it went down:

1. Ups leaves package as shown in photo.
2. Open door, handle stuck
3. Call maintenance
4. Maintenance removes package, let's you out
5. Maintenance explains to you why you couldn't open the door
6. Maintenance leaves
7. Now, outside your apartment, you put the package into the position as maintenance explained it was
8. You take photo and post it on the internet
9. You remove the package and enter your apartment