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Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

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[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 72 points 3 months ago

Oh shit! I forgot one from another job.

One of the busboys walked into the office, found no people and a satchel with about $30,000 in cash, picked it up and walked out, clocked out like normal, went home.

Guy SHOWED UP TO WORK THE NEXT DAY. Just assuming I guess, they won’t have cameras or anything, if I just don’t say anything there’s no way they can know who it was and they’ll probably just move on if I play it cool.

I guess the management was pretty aware of his level of planning skills because they had cops waiting at the restaurant at the time of his scheduled starting time and he was taken away in cuffs, presumably not to return for quite a long time.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 66 points 3 months ago

I guess in his defense, he knew damn well if he stopped coming to work the day after $30k went missing, they'd know it was him.

I mean obviously the smart thing to do is not to fucking touch the money, but I'll give the guy showing up to work the next day. It's not like $30k is flee-to-Argentina-and-start-a-new-life money.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

No, the smart thing to do is to not leave 30k unattended around people who aren't paid well.

[-] Poik@pawb.social 8 points 3 months ago

He got free food and a bed? Jealous.

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