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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 270 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Step 1: offer sanctuary

Step 2: offer citizenship

Step 3: conscript

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 108 points 4 months ago

Step 4: get blown ta fuck by a fpv drone

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

Step 4 a Ukranian solider will post that shit on the internet

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

step 6, sprinkle some sunflower seeds

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You guys read minds? Can we also have the bodies tossed into a large pit where we all per into? At least the waste treatment plant.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago

Step 5: Blow your fucking dome off in a dusty field ~~bc it’s better than slowly bleeding out alone~~ to own the libs.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I'd pay good money for that footage.

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