Image transcription: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"

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You make me want to fail.

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Image transcription: The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.

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listen up, servant. do your hand thing and make the kibble appear right here.

#Caturday

Image transcription: orange cat pointing and tapping on an empty food bowl while looking up at her owner

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That's so interesting.

Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.

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I'm also full of sugar!

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Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.

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I forgot to lock the door!
Wait... I don't own a door.

Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.

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You do not play for fun. You do it to inflict pain.

Image transcription: ADHD stands for "Always Doing Home Decorating".

Image transcription: The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.

I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.

Image transcription: The forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was a coconut.

Image transcription: When Jeff Bezos found out that many of his employees had to take the bus to work, he bought the bus company and raised ticket prices.

Image transcription: Microscope goggles were invented in 2011, which allowed people to see every single germ in their field of vision. The product was quickly discontinued because everyone who wore them went insane.

Well that's depressing.

Image transcription: Humans laugh less as they age, and lose the ability to laugh entirely at the age of 84.

Image transcription: The most commonly used password is "yumyumpancakes69".