Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)
Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)
That's, so interesting.
Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
Bless you!
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)
Secret Panel HERE 😑 https://tapas.io/episode/2444512
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.
Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.
(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)
Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"
(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)
Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 https://tapas.io/episode/3092131
Don't worry! She's up-to-date on her rabies shots.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
Image transcription: Photo of Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus at the Grammys. So, E= mc squared
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-01-22)
Secret Panel HERE 👼 https://tapas.io/episode/2380120
You have no idea how many times I've saved you from choking to death on hot dogs. I've done more than enough.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
That's terrifying.
Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
That's a cool feature.
Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someone’s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.
(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)
A virtual community
Posts from Mastodon users, featured natively in a community, so you can view them without the need for them to be re-hosted or screenshoted, and reply to the original author and Mastodon respondents if you wish.
Has so far included content from Warsandpeas, Mr. Lovenstein, SMBC, Loading Artist, Low Quality Facts, nixCraft, ElleGray, and other interesting or provocative stuff I've random'd across on Mastodon.
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