Excerpt:
DINAMO
Chapter 3: Paper and Rob
KNOCK, KNOCK.
“Are you done yet?”
“I already told you I’ll let you know when I’m out, Uncle.”
My reply came out automatically. I adore my uncle, I really do—but sometimes he can be a little overwhelming. What, can’t a girl get ready in peace these days?
I was putting the final touches on my outfit; it was absolutely not the time for my heartless uncle to interrupt the sacred duty of looking pretty.
“That’s what you told me the last three times… Hurry up, breakfast is ready.”
“Fiiine, Uncle! I’m almost done.”
With renewed spirit, I happily waved him off so I could return to the most important part of perfecting my appearance.
Posing in front of the mirror.
But I had to hurry more than I wanted to… Rob had made blue pancakes with honey today. My favorite.
Hopping between poses, I checked every detail so I wouldn’t miss a thing. There was only one way to describe my appearance:
“Uuugh, what a perfectly disastrous mess of hair,” I muttered, making a face as I leaned closer to the mirror. “It’s everywhere—like it grew its own personality. White, white, white… like I fell headfirst into a barrel of fresh snow! Though honestly… I kinda like it. It’s long, soft, and it hugs my face just right. That’s definitely a point in my favor.”
And those unruly little hairs on my forehead… they’re always somewhere they shouldn’t be. I never cut them, though. They look cute there. Being annoying.
Although, sincerely? I’d be much happier without those ugly pink streaks.
I looked at my reflection.
“Hmm… hello, me.” I smiled.
My cheeks were a little flushed, and not even powder could calm the color down. Ugh… and those pink eyes. I hate that color.
My cat ears drooped a bit, as if they were bored of looking at me too.
“I wish I’d been born with Mom’s eyes…” I whispered. She had these beautiful spring-green eyes—like a forest at its most alive.
I sighed.
“Nope, Pap. Don’t get gloomy,” I told myself, plastering on an exaggerated smile. “You’re pretty! And no stupid color is going to change that.”
I patted my cheeks firmly to shoo away those discouraging thoughts. It was way too early to be cranky. Plus… I still had to check my look for the day!
I lifted my hand to inspect my freshly painted nails. Pearl white. White has always been my favorite color, even if everyone insists it’s boring. They looked clean and elegant without demanding too much attention. I turned them, making sure they had no chips or flaws.
Then I checked my jewelry—several bracelets, some metal, some with dangling charms that chimed when I moved. I didn’t choose them for emotional reasons; I simply liked the sound they made.
Leaning closer to the mirror, I blinked a couple times. My lashes were still nicely curled, just the way I like them. No extra mascara needed; they already had the perfect volume.
I opened the drawer and took out my favorite perfume. A little spritz on my neck and wrists. Floral with a sweet hint, noticeable but not cloying. It didn’t just smell nice—it reminded me of Mom.
“Perfect. Everything is perfect.”
And it was. I looked divine today.
“Now… the final part.”
The hardest part of my look.
I was wearing an oversized black hoodie with a hood, the sleeves loose, and on the front, the face of a white kitten.
It fell all the way to my knees, hiding my entire figure—and more importantly, hiding what I most wanted to conceal: the bandages wrapped around my body from neck to ankles, ending just above my sneakers.
A heavy feeling sank in my chest for a moment, but I shut it down before it ruined my morning. Again.
“Nope, Pap! Don’t let it get to you. You’re the best!”
I shook my head and patted my cheeks again.
“Remember, Pap: move forward. Don’t think about the past.”
With renewed determination, I decided I’d spent enough time in the bathroom. Besides, I didn’t want to miss breakfast.
I put on a black wool beanie with holes for my ears and flashed myself a bright smile in the mirror.
I hopped, stuck out my tongue.
“Yep. I’m ready to cause adorable chaos today.”
With a final grin, I left the bathroom, ready to conquer the world… and, well, breakfast.
I skipped down the corridor of the Gersteyl Centurion Grade-5 Pro dimensional tent… “Yeah, the name is unnecessarily long.”
Heading toward the kitchen, I could already smell the freshly made pancakes.
Upon entering, I found my boring, terrifying, loving uncle finishing up cleaning the countertop. He adored order and cleanliness.
“Well, well, the princess finally graces me with her presence,” he said, turning around while drying his hands.
“Hehe, sorry, Uncle. You should already know a lady’s bathroom time is sacred.”
He sighed dramatically, shaking his head.
“Oh, what am I going to do with you? Now, why don’t we sit down? Or would you prefer cold pancakes?”
Shaking my head fiercely, I sat down immediately. I was dying to enjoy those delights.
Smiling, Rob placed a plate of pancakes in front of me. That’s when I took a moment to study his outfit.
My Uncle Rob is… well, imagine a muscular wardrobe with the attitude of a strict nanny and the fashion sense of a glam-rock video-game villain. He’s well over two meters twenty (yes, we measured once, and yes, I was the one who wrote the numbers on a napkin), bald as a polished lightbulb and shining almost as much as his clothes. Literally. Because instead of dressing like a normal person, he prefers metallic green leather outfits that scream “LOOK AT ME!” from halfway across the planet.
And no, I’m not exaggerating about the leather: long coat with silver buttons, dark fur lining, and a neckline that boldly proclaims “I have abs and I know it.” Underneath, his torso looks like an intergalactic gym sculpture—pure muscle and tension, like he wrestles dragons to warm up.
And what does he do with that whole intimidating aesthetic? Work as a bodyguard? Break doors with his forehead?
No.
He puts on a white apron that says “Best Uncle in the World”—which we gave him, by the way—and makes bear-shaped pancakes. Because that’s who he is: a mix of living nightmare and mutant Care Bear.
Though if you get too close, some critter might peek out of one of the odd holes in his greenish skin. But don’t worry, they hardly ever bite.
“So today you made them in bear shapes, huh?”
I said it with a half-pout, half-smile. His amused snort only annoyed me further.
“I’ve told you— I— am— not— a— child!”
I emphasized every word so it would sink into that shiny bald head, but the “disrespectful” oaf kept that mocking smile as he sat down.
“And I’ve told you that as long as I breathe, you’ll be a child in my eyes.”
“Uncleeee! I’m an adult, treat me like one!”
“Why don’t you eat your pancakes? They’re your favorite. I added red mushrooms too.”
Turning away from his smug loving grin, I looked at the adorable bear-shaped pancakes on my plate. Sure enough, red mushrooms on top, blue bear pancakes underneath, drenched in honey and cream.
With sparkling eyes, I began devouring my well-deserved reward.
“I’ll forgive you this time, Uncle.”
Just this once, I’d show mercy and excuse his insolence.
His smile widened as if he knew exactly what I was thinking, sitting down with his own plate.
Breakfast went by in silence. I didn’t have much to say while committing mass ursine genocide plate after plate.
As for Rob, he was perfectly content eating quietly while watching me with that soft smile he always kept for us.
“Aaah! Stop that! You’re embarrassing me!”
On my fifth batch of bear carnage, I couldn’t take it anymore. The embarrassment detonated with good reason.
“Child, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“You know exactly what I mean… Stop smiling! I hate it!”
Haha.
Like a bursting dam, a thunderous laugh exploded from my uncle. To my horror, I felt heat climbing up my cheeks as I blushed.
“I am NOT a child!”
I threw a balled-up napkin at him, which only made him laugh harder.
Sulking in my seat, I blew away a few strands of hair that had fallen into my eyes. That only made me more annoyed.
“All right, all right. I’m sorry, Paper. I was just teasing. Don’t be mad.”
Mmm.
Silence was all he deserved.
“Come on, Pap. How about we all go to that new park you and María mentioned for your birthday?”
Mmm.
“I’ll buy you three anything you want.”
Mmm, mmm.
“And we can go see whatever movie you want afterward. What do you say? Forgive me?”
He seemed genuinely remorseful. Even tried those ridiculous sad-puppy eyes.
“Fine… but only if you sing that song Lucía always asks you to sing.”
“Deal,” he said bitterly, fully aware he’d have to suffer for my forgiveness. Mwahaha.
With renewed energy, I went back to exterminating bear pancakes. I am the best.
When breakfast ended, Rob decided to use his disgusting yet efficient cleaning method.
A swarm of insects burst extravagantly from every part of his exposed skin—not just the holes—and feasted on the leftovers, leaving the dishes spotless.
“I’ll never get used to that. I don’t know how Mom finds it adorable.”
Don’t get me wrong; I wasn’t disgusted by the creatures he controlled. It was more like… uncertainty? Hard to define, but they made me uneasy.
“Eh, you’ll get over it someday.”
As always, Rob dismissed how bizarre his methods were.
Once the critters returned to his body, his cheerful expression died instantly. Looked like the mission had begun.
“And I wanted five more minutes of rest…”
“It’s time, Paper. Have you finished your preparations?”
“Yes, I finished last night. Don’t worry.”
“Good. Then we’ll proceed as usual: you take care of the subordinates, I’ll handle the leader.”
A simple plan, one we’d followed many times, but I didn’t like it.
“That’s not fair! You always take the leader. Let me fight him this time! I promise I’ll behave. Come on, please?”
Rob shook his head with a “merciless” sigh.
“Sorry, girl, but you know why you can’t face this one. I promise the next leader is yours.”
“Oh, come on! You always say that, and you never let me go after the big fish!”
“The next one. I swear.”
His tone was firm. No way he was budging.
Pouting, I turned around. As punishment, I wouldn't talk to him for the rest of the walk.
“Ughh, fine. Let’s go.”
Soon, we stood at the entrance of the dimensional tent. Rob placed his hand on the door and instantly teleported outside. I followed right after.
The outside was… how to describe it?
Just another forest you’d find anywhere in the Empire of Messias: a gigantic forest of blue mushrooms.
Blue mushrooms as far as the eye could see.
What were blue mushrooms, you ask?
Short answer: everything.
Every product—from food to electrical devices—used blue mushrooms. They were EVERYTHING in modern civilization.
Long answer? I have no idea.
Humming as I walked through that endless mushroom forest, Uncle Rob didn’t seem pleased with my carefree attitude. But why should I care?
Smiling to myself, I hummed louder just to annoy him.
“That’s what you get for acting all cold and serious.”
“Paper, the enemy camp is three kilometers ahead. You know the routine. I’ll sneak in and take down the leader.”
After giving that short instruction, Rob was swallowed by a swarm of insects and vanished.
“Coward.”
How dare he leave his defenseless niece at the mercy of dangerous criminals? Didn’t he worry about what might happen to me?
With random thoughts like that, I soon reached the target. A few hundred meters away, I saw the “hideout” of the villains.
A small settlement—simple wooden huts with one bigger structure at the center. The whole place was “protected” by a flimsy wall of stakes and surrounded by mushroom cover.
Only one entrance, “guarded” by two drunk sentries. I even saw one nearly fall asleep while standing.
“How many were there again?”
Try as I might, I couldn’t remember the number of weaklings I had to fight.
“Maybe I shouldn’t have fallen asleep while Rob was talking?”
But he gets so boring with those endless mission briefings—what to expect, what to avoid, bla, bla, bla…
Isn’t it easier to just go and do the mission?
“Yes, that’s it. I’ll just ‘say hi’.”
With that brilliant plan, I hopped toward the guards.
They noticed me quickly. Drunk Rank-4 guards they may have been, but guards nonetheless.
“Hi! How are you? Want to be my friends?”
“Blah, blah, blah.”
“Blah-blah?”
Either they spoke a different language or they were imitating me.
Annoying.
What fun is a mission if your enemies can’t understand you?
“Blah.”
While I was distracted, the two Rank-4s approached me.
Ah—so they did want to be friends.
“Oh, wonderful! That makes it easier.”
The nearest one reached toward me, both wearing smiles that made my skin crawl.
“Then I’ll introduce myself— I’m Paper, nice to meet you!”
And then, their heads fell.
Not a single drop of blood touched me as I continued walking. Their bodies collapsed seconds later.
Entering through the crude gate, I was assaulted by an orchestra of foul smells and disgusting noises.
“So they’re using insulation… what a vile place.”
Not the first criminal group using insulation to hide its nastiness—but this place… this was easily top-three most disgusting missions.
Walking through huts, filth, unidentifiable substances, and drunks, I headed to the loudest spot.
“I can start there.”
I felt several Rank-6 presences, dozens of Rank-5, and hundreds of Rank-4.
Lower ranks too, but those weren’t enemies.
Even if I didn’t listen to Rob’s lecture, I knew what kind of criminals these were.
One drunk reached toward me; I turned him into powdered corpse without breaking stride.
Eventually, I reached my destination. The noise had died down. Slaves looked at me with fear and… hope?
On the way, more drunks tried to touch me; they ended up like their friend. After a few, they stopped trying.
“How strange… where is everybody?”
I said mockingly as I stepped into what looked like a small plaza, packed with all my targets.
“Oh, so you waited for me. How thoughtful.”
No one laughed. They just stared, confused.
“How boring… What did I do to deserve this?”
As I said before: nothing fun about playing with trash that can’t understand you.
“Maybe I should finish them all in one blow?”
While I considered that, insects crawled out from every corner of the settlement—some sort of ants—forming a ring around the plaza.
“But Uncle… didn’t you say the trash was mine? You want to steal my prey too?”
Indignation surged. Not only did he take the leader—now he wanted these too?
“When I see you, I’m going to—”
Before I could begin my internal tantrum, a group of flies buzzed over carrying a note. They dropped it into my hands, spun happily in the air, and left.
The note read: No more hostages.
I didn’t need to be a genius. “Cut loose. Nothing to worry about.”
My smile returned even brighter. Rob’s attempted theft forgotten… for now.
“Insects…? Paper…?”
“You Paper?” one Rank-6 criminal asked in broken Spanish, terrified.
“Oh, perfect! You speak Spanish. I’ll save you for last.”
Delighted, I pointed at him to remember his face and tagged him with red paper.
You’re probably wondering: what’s with the paper?
Easy. Just like Uncle Rob controls all critters, I have my own special ability.
I can control PAPER.
Yes, I know it sounds useless.
Tell that to the mountain of corpses left behind by this “useless” power.
“Now… how should I have fun?”
With a finger to my chin, I pondered. A Rank-5 took this moment—as a distraction, or thinking he had a chance—to rush me at hyperspeed.
He was sliced into millions of pieces by paper and swept aside in neat sheets. Not a drop touched me.
The buildings behind me suffered the real damage, crumbling into rubble from the shockwave. The poor ants were flung everywhere.
“Hey! I was thinking about how to kill you all. Could you stay still?”
“BLAAH!”
A Rank-6 roared, ordering the others to charge while he stayed back.
About fifty Rank-4s and 5s rushed me. The Rank-6 must have had a boosting ability; his energy was draining fast as he powered them up.
Without losing my smile, I shouted my super-duper special attack:
“STELLAR CONFETTI!”
The fifty enemies evaporated—along with everything for kilometers in a straight line.
And yes, the ants suffered again.
Industrially tragic.
With no way to control the attack’s path, everything behind them was ruined too.
The Rank-6 barely escaped the kill zone, losing a leg.
“Um… good thing Uncle wasn’t in that direction. He’d give me one of his legendary scoldings.”
“I wonder how he’s doing…”
I looked toward the leader’s hut. Silver liquid surrounded it.
“Hope you’re okay.”
A bit of worry crept in, but I stomped it down.
“Don’t be silly, Pap. He’ll win easily. Just focus on having fun.”
I refocused on the terrified criminals.
“Let the party begin!”
NARRATOR: ROB
“Silver Ant Cataglyphis.”
With those words, I activated the maximum capability of my silver ants, completely sealing the house of the criminal leader: the Burning Arm Bandits.
“What a stupid name…”
I had already evacuated all the slaves except this one, thank goodness, because the leader’s first reaction had been to release his power and turn everything to ash.
And by ash, I mean molten lava.
Standing on a liquid fire puddle where a wooden hut once stood, I faced the supposedly fearsome leader.
He matched the mission report exactly:
Black hair with scattered blond feathers, 1.85 meters tall, athletic build, attractive by standard measures, a few piercings, orange eyes, brown skin.
Currently using his flames as clothing—his real clothes burned to nothing.
“You must be Rob. Rob, the Endless Hive. You’re not as impressive as rumors say. What do you say? If you stop this, I—”
“Scolopendra of Desolation Gigantea.”
Before he could finish, I invoked another ability and tore off all four of his limbs.
“Dream Butterfly Plexippus.”
With that, I erased his ability to think.
“I don’t like wasting time.”
Though I was going to torture him a little.
What? I have to give my girl some entertainment.
If I finish too quickly, she’ll be upset I came to help.
I approached the dying bastard—though I wasn’t actually seeing through my own eyes, but the ants surrounding us.
His condition was as expected: limbless, foaming, face twisted in agony.
When I got closer, he managed to react.
“W-wait! P-please… d-do you know… w-who I work f-for?”
“Oh? You can still speak? Impressive.”
It really did surprise me he could form coherent sentences.
“And who would that be?”
“Th-the… Brain Collector! So—”
He didn’t finish. I crushed his chest. Blood gushed from his mouth as his ribs collapsed inward.
“No need to say more.”
From my leg, ants swarmed toward his mouth, nose, and eyes. Among them, a single tiny worm carried toward his right eye.
“Devour Taenia Solium.”
At the command, the tapeworm burrowed through his eye to devour his memories while the ants ate his body.
What’s a “skill name”?
The pinnacle of power, a level only prodigies reach.
Nonsense.
I won’t lie and say effort alone can match geniuses. That’s a myth.
But even someone like me—
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