"Oh, I don't support slavery," I say as I strut around in Chuck Taylors blood-soaked dreams. "100 more slave babies!" I cry as I gleefully soyface over the latest Hurly shirt release. Pods for everyone I cry as I pay rent to the landlords of the clothing industry and slurp on mulched crickets. Hexbears bathe in the river of hypocrisy and lies.

(Did I do this right? I miss BMF)

last week was fake gas chambers, now fake ovens

Israel's trivialization and perversion of the memory of the dead is depraved

it's a crime against the past, present and future, i can't deal with this

Summary of video:

1. Put a pro-Palestine sticker on a business window
2. Take a picture of this
3. Post or have friends post on social media congratulating X company for supporting Palestine
4. Let company PR sweat and struggle as theyre forced to either affirm or disavow this.

Thoughts?

https://www.npr.org/2023/10/29/1209316169/confederate-monument-melted-down-to-create-new-more-inclusive-public-art

the study's age range was 10-24.

Article isnt even about video games

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1717632465051758652

https://nitter.net/atorwulfu/status/1718470749227188579

This is showing up everywhere, can’t be a coincidence!

Turkey being a nato country, would invoke article 5. Would love to see how the US would try to wiggle itself out of that one. Either they protect their ally, or nato completely falls apart.

I have "comic relief character syndrome", where I assume I'm the funny character in someone else's story so I just keep trying to tell jokes and do bits all the time instead of having an developmental arch.

https://fortune.com/2023/10/27/unilever-deodorant-personal-care-hygiene-wfh-return-to-work/

Among those changes was the lesser time spent showering, wearing fresh clothes, and in some cases, even brushing teeth,

Protocols of the a Learned Elders of Cottagecore.

Greeting fellow caveman. Me ooga booga, and me REAL MAN!!!! ROAR!!!!

Many man now use iron tool. Iron tool make ooga booga sad. Iron tool not for real man. Iron tool for weak man, sick man, woman. Real man no need use sharp rock. Only weak man need sharp rock, need tool made for he. Strong man make own tool from dull rock. Strong man like ooga booga no use iron tool. Strong man use stone handaxe. Me wake at six in morning and bang bone with rock to make hand axe. Me spend four hour make axe, then hunt deer. Me hunt deer and eat deer with tribe. Me no skin deer, real man eat skin and fur. Me no cook deer, cook meat for weak man. Man today no strong, no protect tribe from tiger. Man today make ooga booga sad.

We all know pee is stored in the balls, but what about people with a vasectomy? How do they pee? Are the doctors stealing their piss? What are they doing with all that piss?

https://nitter.net/happyroadkill/status/1718387070983405680

Outside I do all my best moves I learned from video games like Street Fighter, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Rising and Tomb Raider, how I can leap and move and I make sure the cameras on the building catch it all - I want Trump to see. Mr. Trump, please hire me as the head of your security detail. I promise no Chinese assassins will ever kill you on the way to court. With me you will win all your cases hands down and be president AGAIN! I know you've seen the footage of my moves, I'm there every day and I know you review the cameras no doubt from a beautiful office overlooking the Hudson River. Please SIR, I need only one shot to show you how I can kick an apple off your head just stand still.