Spreading managed democracy.

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Stacking up colorful bricks

Blowing up a shark

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Cheating at poker I guess?

Animal fighting for money

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Violation of the genva convention.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Starting a cult.

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

aggressive spelling

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.