For yelling too loud.
Statement of an observing police officer:
They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!
Space mining.
Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.
Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘
Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)
Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.
Mass murdering animals.
Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.
Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
Being an ex yakuza
Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin
Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.
Being too homosexual.
FFXIV
Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.
brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism
the name of the game
Rimworld
Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.
mass killing of scribble spiders? idk
Graveyard Keeper.
I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.
Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.
Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball
I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.
Killing mr house
literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square
Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.
Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.
Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.
Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.
Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)
For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack
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