For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

Rimworld players:

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Space mining.

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Being an ex yakuza

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Killing the queen (chess)

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Killing mr house

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!