Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

I hate these filthy neutrals...

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

Stop exploding, you cowards!

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

kill all humans!

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

A week WOULD be a little much…

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

Antiquing?

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"