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Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

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[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

You have to layer the individual plys yourself. It's a build your own toilet paper kit.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Bro just pull out a half km of it and fold it up

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

It is so thin that it crumbles upon the slightest pull

It was a monumental task getting enough to come out for the picture

[-] PlutoParty@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one around here that just wads up an adequate amount, based on thickness? Even the cheapest of toilet paper is never an issue with this method.

[-] paradiso@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

While that negates the poke through factor, you are still wiping your anoos with fine sand paper.

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[-] brotbuexe@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would start bringing my own toilet paper.

Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You realize everyone in the office has very recently just touched their own poop. Even management cant put a positive spin on that. You need better TP.

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[-] Introversion@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

Not for the anuses in charge, though.

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[-] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

Penny wise pound foolish. The only way not to go through the paper is to go through the rolls.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

We were in a hotel in Niagara Falls earlier this year and it had toilet paper like that in the room. We went out and got real toilet paper pretty quickly.

What gives, Canada? I thought you guys were better than us.

[-] Icaria@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Thin toilet paper is one thing, just use more layers.

Narrow toilet paper is another. Fuck places that use non-standard width toilet paper.

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Thin toilet paper is also usually quite coarse, so just using more still isn't fantastic.

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[-] AnagrammadiCodeina@feddit.it 11 points 1 year ago

I prefer this one over the sandpaper that many place use. You just fold it and it's softer

[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's bananus

[-] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yikes....not even Orphanage-Grade

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My work switched to a double ply... instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women's sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people's war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

That's terrible and what's sad is that its likely not even cheaper if you factor in how much is used.

[-] RoseRose56@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

reminds me seinfeld episode, where Elaine want a a square, but the woman in the other stall says "I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare."

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[-] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

One side: 80 grit The other side: high gloss

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.

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[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

As a kid, I remember when the schools used to have that paper that literally was paper and on one side being shiny. Shit used to literally smear on the shiny side. I don't think it actually exists anymore.

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[-] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

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[-] Yoz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Lol its a big fuck you to all the workers.

[-] HanDman@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Looks like you’re going to ‘get in touch with your inner self’.

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