Yes

Confusing

It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.

I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.

I do love clean socks....

hey, it's going to be quick :)

pretty bad

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

Death goes viral, probably

Looks like I am drowning...

Classy

...

Cute but full of shit

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

Very bad

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

A lot of sass in the best case.

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

pretty warm and crispy

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

Always knew I was destined for hell.

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward

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