I think you guys are underrating a few of these

• 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
• 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
• 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

You could escape from anything with number 3

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.

3 and 7 have real uses. Get past locked doors, etc.

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.

Teleport obviously

For me 2 and 7.

Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?

"Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!"

Why the hell doesn't anyone want to communicate with oysters? They probably have a lot to say! Also you could just drop an oyster in a board room or something and learn trade secrets.

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I'd live a good life with them.

Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.