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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[-] brunofin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Keith

[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[-] sobanto@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Adelbert

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Fly-debate https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/puritan-names-lists-of-bizarre-religious-nomenclature-used-by-puritans.html

[-] BellyPurpledGerbil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

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[-] lorez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Mandatory Carlin https://youtu.be/oo8CrY_ZfFk?si=3SOIYzRebZDqupGq

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[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

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[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

[-] TexNox@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Some of the university challenge surnames are great, especially with the announcer who tries to get them out as fast as possible.

https://youtu.be/KEzXOt6IQGQ?feature=shared

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[-] BenGFHC@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My dad wanted to name me 'Bentley' at some point. Glad my mum's stubborn and didn't let that happen.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Splooge

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