What's stopping you from making a bit of software to translate text to single layer 3d prints onto paper?

PC LOAD LETTER …is still a thing….

I once had to boil ink cartridges

2d printers are hellspawns. Period.

My recommendation for everyone on printers is to buy the cheapest new one you can find them at the first problem trash it and buy a new one. They are made so poorly it's not worth the headache.