barlo rule : 196

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 95 points 1 year ago

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[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 31 points 1 year ago

I think you kaan't say it even if :/

[-] lobsticle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Yes but you can't use a hard n

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

kaa^n

[-] SevFTW@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

I’m only emotional attracted to bees so we call ourselves borlo, as such I give you the right to use the slur “koon”, please use it everywhere you like to spread the word of me and my folk

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your blessed kindess for giving me this right. Be safe, koon brotha!

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you're lying right now if you telling me you don't find bees incredibly sexy, just give YOURSELF a pass.

....or if you actually don't, yes, you can say it 😬

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

I mean 👉👈

[-] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 52 points 1 year ago

people named khan:

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 year ago

I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago

Kaan moment

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can’t bee-lieve**

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives

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[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 7 points 1 year ago

“It’s not hip to fuck bees”

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.

[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 35 points 1 year ago

Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦‍♂️

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] Moc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Based

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Bee Movie has entered the chat

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!

[-] Trarmp@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

You like jazzzz?

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[-] bbpolterGAYst 27 points 1 year ago

its hip to fuck bees. 🐝

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Do you like jazz?

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Barlo Patch notes

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time

[-] youRFate@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

sexauly attracties?

[-] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Byeah

[-] RedReaper@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?

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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Is this a reference that is going over my head?

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

One joke?

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ah maybe. I thought it was mocking people for "making up" genders. Like any good satire nowadays, it's impossible to tell which it is.

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Well that was the obvious joke, I just thought there might be more layers.

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.

[-] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.

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[-] Franzia 7 points 1 year ago

In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌

[-] populustree 4 points 1 year ago

low quality bait!

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

by the way techsexual exists