Thanks boss. Have a quit mint.

Did you roll the Mint into the manager's office with a note "looks like I'm rolling out of here!"

During university I had a part-time job at a business that sells coachings, seminars and online courses to executives and management. It's disgusting how these people talk and think about their employees.

And it's disgusting what they learned through coachings. It's always about how to distract or guild trip employees who dare to ask for more money or who don't work overtime. They aren't even shy about it.

This karma whoring. If you're in a position to create $6m in revenue without variable comp, I don't know WTF you do for a living. Your deserve a mint.

I got a paper sack with a note like this and a bag of peanuts and a slim jim (one of the small ones, not the big ones).

[you] [are] [very] [appreciated] [insert employee name here]

"And if you work this hard next year, I'll get another Ferrari."

You got a whole brand name lifesaver? Are they hiring? /s

Wow, just wow.

How to radicalize your workforce 101

Oh come on. Obviously you’re very appreciated. Says right there. 😜

Shit like that is when I start keeping notice of good places around the work place to start fucking fires.

(The above comment is not advocating for arson or any other related crimes. It is however advocating for keeping a keen eye out in your work place surroundings, which is sound advice for all.)

Better than the fake money (representing the record profits they had made) they handed out at a previous employer of mine. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be funny.

Here's my guess. There was a decent incentive payout, which is why they explicitly mention the +$6m. Some idiot person in HR thought this "mint" play on words would be clever without realizing how it would be exploited. By people like you.