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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Poor? Even canned soup comes at a premium these days.

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[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 26 points 1 week ago

The (former) CEO was busted trashing their own product. When a Whistleblower published the content, they were fired. When the media got hold of the content, the CEO was fires and the whistleblower was re-employed.

One of the comments by the CEO was that their product was for “poor people”.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Now Facebook moms are accusing everyone of 3D printed ingredients.

They have no clue what a 3D printer does.

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

You have to wonder if real people are really that stupid of if the “Facebook mums” are LLM generated Dross.

[-] watson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

what a rollercoaster ride!

[-] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

...these Onion headlines are more realistic than many of the "official" news headlines...Screwtape is proud...

[-] D1re_W0lf@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

I’m no longer able to recognize and separate The Onion fiction from reality. Guess it’s my cue to move to a no internet, no society cabin in the middle of the woods.

[-] dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

if the corporate hellscape just left the poor slobs with a bit more time they could make much better soup for less money themselves

[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Tinned soup is disgusting anyway, it just tastes like salt and loneliness

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I’m all about the Salt and Loneliness and even I would avoid Tinned Soup (except in a post-apocalyptic scenario and then I would allow the children to eat first).

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