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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 3 weeks ago

A development this groundbreaking is definitely worth another 12-figure investment.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

So is there a sea horse emoji or not?

[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 13 points 3 weeks ago

wait, why isn't this a thing tho?

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm just mad I can't use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I'm using chatgpt

[-] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same. Same.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One of my colleagues submitted a PR with a bunch of emojis in the readmes and log statements and I'm just so infuriated with it.

[-] wilfim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I literally see it everywhere in my companies' documentation

[-] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I just made a CI pass to forbid non ASCII characters in the code. Found a lot of em dashes :(

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

There are plenty of non ASCII characters that are okay in code. ñ comes to mind. There are also box drawing characters.

[-] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

We don't use them in my project, I only added an exception for ©®™ and such. You can easily whitelist any character range you need. My command looks like this:

- (! grep -r -I -P '[^\x{00}-\x{7f}©®™°]' src)
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is goofy, I'm not gonna fail a build because somebody used some random Unicode character. That's draconian.

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, they used ⚠️ in a warning.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They add excessive logging too. I had cursor write some UI code and I thought my console was going to explode. Console logs each step of the way haha. I guess that's the easiest way for it to debug its own code

[-] sfgifz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Our leadership made using and excelling at Copilot as one of our Key Results for upskilling, I make it point to make my code look as botty as possible to show how serious I'm about achieving the target 🎯

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Just a few billion more..? 🤲

[-] jali67@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I heard Altman wants a trillion $ bailout

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fuck that stupid AI/AGI narrative, even if this is meant as a joke. They're LLMs. Some of them not even so large. A bunch of if statements with access to all the data that advertising companies like Google have harvested for decades.

[-] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're thinking of expert systems, an old form of AI from the 70s

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

AGI is science fiction and never happening

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wouldn't say never, but certainly not this century. Probably not the next one, either.

And at this point we might as well refer to it as something like "Machine Consciousness", because "AI" an any derivatives of it have been rendered garbage for actually talking about the sci-fi concept.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

AI was never used to refer to human like intelligence anyway in the AI field. Like any form of computer “intelligence” was called AI. Like chess machines or NPC logic in a game were called AI. It just needs to seem intelligent like the word artificial implies. It’s only now with these LLM peddling companies that suddenly the general public thinks AI refers to reaching human intelligence.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

AI has been used to refer to human like intelligence in fiction for at least half a century.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wonder if you specify to use en dashes instead if it just collapses and the simulation resets

[-] Enzy@feddit.nu 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna use it manually but in the wrong — places.

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

By now, I feel they are just straight trying to appeal to scammers.

[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yay. Next step... AGI.

AGI is a scam.

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Open ai is a joke.

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