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[-] words_number@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago

GitHub pushed API keys to GitHub themself once, so you're not alone xD

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Wasn’t this the reason they built the system to protect you from this by defining secrets not to be pushed?

[-] StudioLE@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Is this like when Facebook suggested you upload all your nudes so they can tell you if your sensitive photos are ever leaked.

[-] dill@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

Non prod creds, right? Right...

[-] Kealper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Narrator: It was the prod creds.

[-] RangerHere@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The worst case of this I heard was a crypto developer that lost 300k$ of clients money when he accidentally pushed some crypto keys to GitHub public repository. Last I heard he was getting sued.

[-] Kettlepants@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Image not visible, link missing when opening thread.

I know it's not you, it's me. But yeah. No idea what the image is, can't copy paste from home thread.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bart Simpson writing "I will not push API keys to github" on the blackboard over and over

[-] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, edited my comment already it is midnight in my defense

[-] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Edit didn't take.

[-] XpeeN@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

But....It still says APT

[-] Kettlepants@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you kind person. Funnily enough the image is now visible.

[-] GlitchSir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the time I forgot to lock the Ansible vault before pushing my new playbook to production. Thankfully my boss caught it and was able to scrub the commit, but I still got a very, very stern talking-to.

[-] thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did this for the first time yesterday 😅

And of course I had an instant watcher on my repo yet I never had one before, lol

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