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[-] dan@upvote.au 7 points 5 days ago

Can we talk about PHP functions with typehints too?

public static function foo(): string {

Practically every other language with similar syntax does this instead:

public static string foo() {
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

TIL PHP has statics.

Also, does PHP actually enforce the type declarations? I'd assume it would but knowing PHP...

[-] dan@upvote.au 4 points 5 days ago

It enforces scalar types (string, int, etc) at runtime if you enable strict mode. There's also static analysis tools like PHPStan and Psalm that will flag issues at build time.

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[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

JavaScript (Typescript for the type part) and python, the most popular scripting languages, use the same order as PHP.

It's usually compiled languages that do the other one.

[-] dan@upvote.au 2 points 5 days ago

TypeScript doesn't need the "function" keyword for a method in an object or on a class though.

const foo = {
  bar(): string {
   ... 
  } 
}

which I assume is doable because the syntax is unambiguous.

In PHP's case, the method syntax should also be unambiguous.

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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Javascript gonna Javascript

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